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The Bear, the Rabbit and the Apple Tree

Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Frank, Jul 13, 2005.

  1. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    A bear is walking through the woods when he spots a rabbit sitting up in an apple tree.

    Bear: What are you doing up in that apple tree?

    Rabbit: Eating oranges

    Bear: But oranges don't grow on apple trees!

    Rabbit: I know, I brought the oranges with me in a bag.
     
    Frank, Jul 13, 2005
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    MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME!!!! :smt119 :smt119
     
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  3. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Hehe I love this joke because you can either love or hate it, seriously there is a 50/50 split :D

    I loved it!
     
    Frank, Jul 13, 2005
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    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    How have I missed this. It is funny and just too cute.
     
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    Umm.... rabbit. bag. oranges. tree. talking bear.

    My kids will love this one!
     
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