Deep beneath a Kansas wheat field, hidden from curious eyes, is an ultra-secret research facility. It has but one product. Of course they will totally deny its existence and what they produce there, with good reason. Late one night there was a knock at the door. I was awake reading posts on GardenStew. I was about to turn on the light when a voice said "No lights, we are leaving you a package." They walked back to a dark van, got in and drove down the street lit only by the occasional house light. They were soon out of sight. On the doorstep was a plain package with my address printed on it. I took it inside, shaking it gently.....nothing. I gingerly opened it. Inside was a paper labeled 'INSTRUCTIONS' and a plastic bag labeled 'SEEDS.' The seeds were weird as they were rectangular and about a quarter inch long....colorful.....red, white and blue. I read the instructions, twice, "interesting," I said to myself, "I can't pass up an opportunity like this." I followed the instructions which I am not allowed to reveal. Anyway, the seeds have sprouted and I will soon have pie crust. But don't tell anyone, it is suppose to be a secret. Jerry ( photo / image / picture from Jerry Sullivan's Garden ) ( photo / image / picture from Jerry Sullivan's Garden ) ( photo / image / picture from Jerry Sullivan's Garden ) ( photo / image / picture from Jerry Sullivan's Garden )
I wont mention this top secret seed to monsanto, yet. I must make sure it is worth it financially first.
I just don't understand this. I think it looks like rhubarb. I will come and make the crust..... Barb in Pa.
It's not the rhubarb, it's what is underneath. Part of the directions had me plant the pie crust seeds under a rhubarb plant. This message will erase itself in 18 hours. Jerry
