...................... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Saratoga , Wyoming . He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, ‘If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do?’ The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, ‘Nah, you go ahead.’ Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, ‘Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.’ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really screwed up now." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hank
Hank, you should go on the road with a comedy routine--just telling your jokes with a straight face (if that's possible!). Thank you for a good hearty laugh on a cold winter's day. I feel warmer already!
