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The Norwegian way

Category: Ramblings | Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:21 pm

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Being a Norwegian is being different. We're 4,7 million people on 385,000 square km, which gives each Norwegian 12 square km to play on. In other words Norway is very full of absolutely nothing except Christmas trees and granite.

Norway is so long that if we flip it around, Finnmark will end up in southern Italy. And it's so narrow in places that one can easily walk from the fjord bottom to Sweden. The roads are indescribably bad and wind up and down mountains and in and out of fjords.

Norway's contribution to the World is Henrik Ibsen, Liv Ullmann, the word Quisling and the Nobel Peace Price. Oh, and Thor Heyerdahl of course, and Arne Næss, the late husband of Diana Ross.

Our closest neighbours the Swedes and Danes get severe cultural shock when they move here. The Dutch on the other hand, flock here to get away from the crowds in their flat, overpopulated country. The English find us so alien that every now and then they write a bestseller about us. I do believe most buyers are Norwegians, though, since we take so much pride in being different.

Despite the fact that we are so few, Norwegians are found all over the globe, also in very remote corners. In Seattle one can manage well without knowing any English I'm told. All Norwegians have a bit English, even though some deny it. Most also speak a bit German, Spanish or French. Some even Russian and Chinese. We have to, being so totally outnumbered.

We got rid of our nobility in the 17th and 18th century, but still elected a King in 1905. Our monarchy is still going strong, being very modern. Our Crown Prince married a single mother some years back.

We've got oil, furniture manufacturing, ship wharfs, fish, forest and a lot of high technology and visionary research. We've got very few snobs. We're allowed to tell our boss he's being an ass if that is a fact. We care nothing for titles. We don't care who you are, we judge you from what you do. If you do your stuff well, then we'll respect you. Norwegian women are so self-sufficient that Norwegian men are lucky if they catch one. Most Norwegians marry, but stand by their partner only as long as their partner stands by them. Divorce rates are sky high, since both men and women have career jobs. But the children always come first, so new parents get 12 months' leave with pay and share this time among themselves. Usually the parent with the best paid job takes the shortest leave.

Norwegians are very good at moving abroad, but also good at moving back home, because we firmly believe that despite weather conditions and government turmoil, this is the best place to be.

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I start with philosophy

Category: Ramblings | Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:53 pm

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I found a new favorite philosopher last week. His name is Bertrand Russel, and he is Welsh. Or, rather, was. He died in 1970, 98 years old.

I first stumbled upon some quotes, which picqued my curiosity, so I started searching for more material. My, what a character this man must have been, and what noise he must have made in his time!

I almost feel sorry not to have noticed him before, when my brain was working better. Ah, well, no use crying etc.

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