For those of you who do not like kale, we have the solution. What kale needs is a little condiment. You will want to get the premium grade, 100% pure stuff. No need to mess up nice kale with the lesser urine. (We got this to deter skunks from digging under the house. Husband went to a hardware store, feed store, and two sporting goods store, and we ended up ordering it on-line. Fortunately, the FedEx driver didn't know what was in the package.)
Took my nan to a fish spa where the little fish eat the dead skin. Took ages and cost £75 But it was still a lot cheaper than a funeral
"A joke or two" LOL! That's like me buying "A plant or two!" Unfortunately I don't have any to share today.
Still in the culinary vein--when muffins come out of the oven, muffins spelled backwards is what you do.
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. . The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing. The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you." The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."