A Joke or Two

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
Pop, goes the weasel.

I'm at the age where I've given up on being a Disney princess. Evil queen is more in my grasp.

 

Sign at a pharmacy--
Notice: This is a drug-free workplace.

 

This could probably use a punch line.

 

Daniel— a punchline might be: “you cannot aFord me”.

Riley— you get points for this one.

 

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.