A Joke or Two

Hahahaha….Loggie, what are you loik.

 

Haha— good one, Loggie.

 

That looks like a promising idea. You could taylor each plant's water and nutrition, individually.

 

At my age, I've seen it all heard it all, done it all. I just can't remember it all.

Whoever put the "s" in fast food is a marketing genius!

 

Daniel— too right.

Marlin— that is genius. I had never thought of that.

 

At this point if I'm captured by aliens, I'll consider it a rescue mission rather than an abduction.

 

Marlin— haha. Oh dear me.
Do you mean aliens like me…or the cosmic ones?

 

me too.

 

Daniel— Mwahahahahaha. What a sense of humor.
You’ll never apprehend her because she’s gone with the wind, mate.

 

Two mice live in a movie studio warehouse and are looking for food. Suddenly one hears the other chewing.

"What did you find?" he asks.

"I'm not sure, it looks like a piece of film celluloid from an old movie. Let me see...ah, yes - it's from 'Gone with the Wind'".

"And how is it?"

"Not so good. The book was better."

 

Daniel— you are a card.

Loggie— Gu ma fada beò an taigeis.