Things to make you go Hmmmmm!

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then

put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

 

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby'

when babies wake up like every two hours?

 

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny

for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

 

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

 

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,

he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

 

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

 

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,

what is baby oil made from?

 

Why is there instructions in brail at the drive up bank machines?

 

Why do we say "my head is killing me" when we're obviously not dead?
Gardengater

 

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,

but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?