[CAUTION! ! DO NOT READ THIS WHILE DRINKING ANY LIQUIDS!!!] . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I was eating breakfast with my 13-year-old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is the 20th of February?" She said "It's President's Day!" She is a smart kid. I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln… etc. She replied, "President's Day is when President (***) steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment." You know,,,,, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** = name withheld to protect the guilty and remain somewhat 'politically correct'..... Just chuckling along, Hank..
That child has a great future in stand-up comedy or politics, which is basically the same thing . . . .
