A middle-aged lady woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband not by her side in the bed. She got up and found him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee and a very thoughtful look on his face. As a tear slowly ran down his cheek, she approached him and asked what was the matter. "Do you remember when we were both 16 and dating?" "Yes, of course," she replied. "Do you remember when we were in the back seat of my car, making out, and your daddy came out with a shotgun and told me 'either you marry my daughter, or you're going to spend the next 25 years in jail'." "Yes, I remember that well," she said. He said, with a heartfelt sigh, "I'd be getting out of jail today."
