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  1. Henry Johnson

    Henry Johnson In Flower

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    I've just found out some startling health news!!!
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    Bad for You

    When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure,
    When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure,
    When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems,
    When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
    Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn all your friends
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    Chuckle, chuckle,
    Love to all, Hank
     
    Henry Johnson, Dec 24, 2013
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :smt023 :D :D
     
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    carolyn Strong Ash

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    Great. I really don't like ice, so I'll warn my DH. He likes ice in his iced tea. Can you believe that? ice in his iced tea. who woulda thunk that up!?.
     
    carolyn, Dec 29, 2013
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    Carolyn, watch out for that ice in the iced tea--next thing he'll want sugar in his sweet tea, and we all know that leads down the road to perdition!
     
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    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    hee hee hee.....Have a good New Year, Hank!
     
    Sjoerd, Dec 29, 2013
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    Desert Rat The Dusty Blogger

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    Whiskey makes you frisky.
    Gin makes you sin.
    Wodka makes you womit.


    dr
     
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    And with enough rum, it will make you hum!
     
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    Ah, yes, but wine makes you fine!
     
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