A cat dies and goes to heaven.

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  1. Donna S

    Donna S Hardy Maple

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    A cat died and went to heaven. God met her at the gates and said You've been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.

    The cat thought for a minute and then said 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on wooden floors. I would like a really fluffy pillow.

    God said 'Say no more, Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

    A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to heaven together. God met the mice with the same offer that He made the cat.

    The mice said, Well we've had to run all our lives from cats, dogs and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.

    God answered, It's done. All the mice had beautiful roller skates.

    About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, is everything okay? How've you been? Are you happy?

    The cat replied, Oh it is WONDERFUL. I've never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so soft, and those little meals on wheels you've been sending over are delicious!
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    I must pass this one on to some of my 'catty' friends.
     
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    My grandma used to depend on meals on wheel, but I think hers were a little different.
     

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