............... Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under fiction. . Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live. . Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. . Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. . Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. . Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. . Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. . Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads. . Q: Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens? A: Nudity . Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember these!" ............................... SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor! Love to all, Hank.
That last one especially is US. We love wandering through antique/junque shops and always find lots of things that we remember seeing in stores or our home when they were brand new....and now they are considered antiques
Hank you always manage to make us smile. I'm passing those on to some friends who'll appreciate them as much as I did.
