This could have been written about me.

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  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Ode to a woman gardener.

    (Found on the net but unknown author.)

    My Wife the Gardener
    She dug the plot on Monday
    the soil was rich and fine,
    She forgot to thaw out dinner
    so we went out to dine...

    She planted roses Tuesday
    she says they are a must,
    They really are quite lovely
    but she quite forgot to dust.

    On Wednesday it was daisies
    they opened up with sun,
    All whites and pinks and yellows
    but the laundry wasn't done...

    The poppies came on Thursday -
    a bright and cherry red,
    I guess she really was engrossed
    she never made our bed...

    It was violets on Friday
    in colours she adores,
    It never bothered her at all
    all the crumbs upon the floors

    I hired a maid on Saturday
    my week is now complete,
    My wife can garden all she wants
    the house will still be neat!

    Its nearly lunchtime Sunday
    and I cannot find the maid,
    Oh no! I don't believe it!
    She's out there WITH THE SPADE!
     
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  3. Sjoerd

    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    Chuckle...Where do you find 'em.
     
  4. joshpeckney

    joshpeckney New Seed

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    The last verses about the weekend are epic. :D I am glad my wife don't care about gardening. Nice poem! :)
     
  5. marlingardener

    marlingardener Happy

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    Oh, Eileen, how many times has my husband heard, "It's lunchtime already?"
    Sometimes one can lose oneself in a garden (and it's so much more fun than dusting, vacuuming, making beds :D ).
     



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    Oh my! I'm that woman! Thank goodness my DH is an easy going guy and will even help me if needed. Thanks for finding and posting it. It started my day with a chuckle and a smile.
     
  7. tkhooper

    tkhooper Seedling

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    I so needed that today. I was having all kinds of problems. Now I can handle anything.
     
  8. cherylad

    cherylad Countess of Cute-ification Plants Contributor

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    Too funny... and I resemble some of those remarks too! :stew2:
     
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    Tooty2shoes Hardy Maple

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    :D :D :D YUP I need one of those also. Some one to work in my garden. :-D
     
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    koszta kid Young Pine

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    Love it.
     

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