BAD FOOD

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  1. Henry Johnson

    Henry Johnson In Flower

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    A Doctor was addressing a large audience: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

    After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand,
    and softly said,
    "Wedding Cake?"

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  3. marlingardener

    marlingardener Happy

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    Oh Hank, you have done it again--best laugh I've had all day!
     
  4. Ms kitty 01

    Ms kitty 01 In Flower

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    That's a good one.
     
  5. Clay_22

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    very funny
     



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  6. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    I am NOT showing this to Ian 'cause I just know he'll agree with the 75 year old! :rofl:
     
  7. Capt Kirk

    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    Nailed it !
     

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