: She Wrote To Tech Support About Her Husband, This Was Their Epic Reply. We’ve all needed advice at some point or another about relationships. And for good reason. They’re often hard to keep fresh! Well, the young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke… but then she got a reply was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people’s love advice was hilarious and genius! As a wise person once said, “You can only control your efforts, not the outcome.” This letter reminds us to always make a fun effort at pursuing your significant other! The query: Dear Tech Support, ’Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate The response (that came weeks later out of the blue): Dear Desperate, “First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0.Good Luck!’ Good Luck! A brilliant love lesson written in a brilliant way! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Love to all, Hank..............
Ah, Hank, fortunately my husband came with an advanced operating system that has worked flawlessly for over 40 years (sometimes older is better). I can highly recommend the Cooking 3.0 application. Love your posts!
Oh boy I love this and am going to send it to all my married friends!! Now I think it's about time I upgraded my husband 1.0 to cooking 3.0 and hope it improves his memory and performance but, as per your recommendation, I'll avoid beer 6.1. and thus ensuring that I don't get the F & S glitches.
