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  1. Kildale

    Kildale Nature's Window

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    It was duck hunting season and an Australian swan was on a large pond. Some mallards were hiding in the long reeds. One shouted to the swan " Have you come here to die"? The swan replied in the Aussie drawl, "Naw, I cam he yesta dy"

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    Kildale, Aug 20, 2017
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    That was a good one, Kildale. :D :like: The swan is handsome and I like the coloration of beak especially.
     
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    Good one!
     
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    Philip Nulty Strong Ash

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    :sete_056:Nice one Kildale,..the Swan is also a beauty :)
     
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    Petronius Young Pine

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    I like the swan's accent. I have cousins in Australia who have met the Black Swan.
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    That's just the kind of thing our Aussie friends would say!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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