Double chuckle. My aunt and uncle had a very small dairy farm. My aunt called the cows her "girls", each one had a name of course, and she'd pet them and otherwise commune with them. This murderous cow thread is pretty comical.
Oh sure, post that so here in cattle country I can read it just before turning in. Next someone will go on about tarantulas!
Itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout....down came the rain and washed the spider out...out came the sun and dried up all the rain so the itsy bitsy spider crawled up the spout again.
Tarantulas aren't "itsy-bitsy" and they have hair! Spiders should not have hair. Spiders ought to stay in my garden eating bad insects and staying the heck away from the house.
This thread brought back memories...toilet memories. What am I talking about? I had a couple of cartoon books in the toilet to read when one is in contemplation by the nut case, Gary Larson. Here are a few, some of which show what cows do when humans are not around: These are from his series, "The Far Side". Oh, how I miss his humour.
This actually happened to us. My son told me there was something outside his window during the night ..." and it was big!" I laughed at him. there wasn't anything outside your window! he argued with me over that. I did go out and look and there were HUGE hoof prints next to the corner of the house. the neighbor did have loose cows. they were wild and loose for a month or more to his horror and dismay worrying over someone hitting them during the dark as he couldn't catch them.
Wow Carolyn--What a shocker that must have been. It seems to me that someone had posted on here a foto of a deer looking in a window of their home once. Do you recall, or is that my imagination?