Ron was getting ready to leave the house this morning. He grabbed his keys, he was wearing his Pj’s and a hat, and he carried his phone and a shoehorn. Yes. A shoehorn. Um....what?
How I wish you'd had your camera near to hand to snap a shot of him!! Maybe shoehorns are the up-to-date 'must have' accessory for men???
Chuckle. I hope he headed back to bed! I remember once heading out with my roommates at 2:00 AM (I was young then) to stand in line for ice cream at Steve's in Cambridge. A very popular place. As I'm standing there, I look down & discover I'm wearing my big fluffy red slippers.
It actually all made sense once he reassured me he wasn’t sliding into dementia. He needed the cab of his work van detailed and the detailer wanted additional information. So he had to take pictures of the van interior, hence the phone (cell pics) and keys (to disarm the car alarm.) It was early enough in the day that he hadn’t changed out of his pj’s yet, and it was raining and he’s bald and hates to feel rain on his head hence the hat. And the shoehorn was because he was in his slippers and he needed to change into his waterproof work boots and it’s easier to get them on with the shoehorn. Mystery solved!!
