Chuckle...I wish. I like those signs. My niece sent the foto to me. She has begun gardening the last few years and seems to be enjoying it more and more. Her latest plan is for blueberry plants so she asked a coupla quezzies along with the sign pic.
Good advice, I'll go with the first one, the last one, and the last line in the last-but-one sign. That's my priorities, and I'll stick to them.
Those are great! If I was going to make a set (I could... . Weathered fencing and stencils, some paint.. but I'm not a good artist) adding: "Nurture the soil." "Plant trees" "Support the fungi" But really the originals can't be beat