You know you're a gardener when....

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  1. Melody Mc.

    Melody Mc. Young Pine

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    When your gardening/weeding jeans are so familiar feeling...and smelling...that you forget that you are wearing them all day ( including to the neighbours) until it is gently pointed out to you that "perhaps you should change Love". ( Hubby holding nose)
     
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    When I was a child I'd wait with bated breath for the Wards and the Sears Christmas catalogs to arrive. Now that I've discovered gardening, I wait with bated breath for gardening/seed catalogs to arrive in January!
     
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    HAH!! So true MG!
     
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    One from this morning, when you use secateurs as a knife for twine and such.
     
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  5. Melody Mc.

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    When five gallon pails and wheelbarrows are at the top of the list of items you cannot do without.
     
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    When you have collected plant catalogs from around the country and saved them all …and have a small library of books and treasured ribbons from all the plant and floral competitions over the years.
     
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    When an old, frayed, and torn tee shirt is not a cleaning rag. It's cut into strips and becomes ties for vines!
     
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    When it is cold enough to wear a toque and insulated gloves, but you go out at dawn anyhow to weed.
     
  9. Cayuga Morning

    Cayuga Morning Strong Ash Plants Contributor

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    When your terrace steps are crowded with self sown plants that you don't have the heart to yank out.

    It may look like a mess, but there's nary a weed there!

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    Cayuga Morning Strong Ash Plants Contributor

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    When you have 9 amaryllis plants because a friend gives you one every Christmas & you just can't throw them out.

    When you have 15 seedling Clivias.....just because.
    When you have 5 Christmas cacti....all gifts that you can't seem to get rid of.


    These baby clivias below are all jammed together for ease of watering this summer.

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    A baby clivia, first bloom

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    When you make 3 postings in a row on a gardening website. Shhh don't tell Frank.
     
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    When you need to identify the culled plants surviving in your compost pile. Or give them to neighbors. There has to be 5 bromeliads in there. IMG_20220816_174628.jpg
     
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    When you harvest unidentifiable squash growing in your compost pile.
     
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    Lol the queen of my kitchen only keeps the tender ones!
     
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