I've been watching this. Just now I got the opportunity to make this joke as I had my camera handy (Someone made it on another board last year) In Which Month does Christmas Occur? (Cindy Sember)
A husband suspects his wife is loosing her hearing. So as she was at her desk making out bills, he stopped 20 feet behind her and whispered ' can you hear me dear?' No answer. So he moved up to 10 feet behind her and whispered ' can you hear me dear?', again no answer. He moved right behind her and whispered ' can you hear me dear? She whipped around and angrily said, 'For the third time YES I hear you!