A Joke or Two

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  1. marlingardener

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    In advance of St. Patrick's Day:
    An Irishman, a Canadian, and a Mexican walked into a bar. Eventually the Canadian and Mexican left.
     
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  3. Pacnorwest

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    My wife complains that men don't help with housework - so I bought her some Mr Muscle and Mr Sheen

    The part of the brain responsible for feelings of annoyance is the fufux.
    The throbbing you feel when exasperated is called fufux ache.

    Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night.
    He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out!

    Strip down facing me!
    By the time I realise the cashier meant my debit card it was to late!!
     
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    @Pacnorwest that last one could be embarrassing :smt005

    The others are funny too!

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    Two blondes were sitting on the beach, one asked the other, which is closer the moon or London? The other one said, you can't see London from here??
     
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    Hahaha…good one, Loggie.
     
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    Glad that you liked it Sjoerd.
     
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    Hahahaha….great, Daniel.
     
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