A Joke or Two

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  1. Daniel W

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    The person who invented the ferris wheel never met the person who invented the merry go round.

    They traveled in different circles.
     
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    Just stole a turkey from ASDA. The Security man shouted “Hey what are you doing with that?”.
    I shouted roast Potatoes, Peas, carrots and Gravy
     
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    Never Ever Give Up !:smt023
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    "My garden identifies as a prairie restoration project"


    I feel seen!

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    Ooo look at good lookin guy in that prarie garden. :smt060
     
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    Quite literally he has the full run of the foundation tunnels around our house. Peppermint spray to the rescue. No negotiations for the hostages around here. This is chipmunk war..so saddle up! :sete_050::sete_050:

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    @Daniel W … Look at that squirrel army show off. I have news for them . I am saving up all my resources and will get them out before they can say …. “ALVINNN !!! “ & the chipmunk's…up and out & back in the woods where they came from.

    I have hired new AI warriors.
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    I've just sold my Dusty Springfield collection.
    I just don't know what to do with my shelf.
     
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