The secret to a happy marriage!

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  1. Capt Kirk

    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    Subject: Secret To A happy marriage

    With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the
    church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes for some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman
    all these years.

    The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect,
    spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."
    The minister inquired, "trips to where?"

    Brother Ralph:
    "For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."
    The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands,
    Ralph. Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on
    your 50th anniversary?"

    Brother Ralph: "I'm going to go get her..."
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  3. zuzu's petals

    zuzu's petals Silly Old Bat Plants Contributor

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    [​IMG][​IMG] Yup, I guess that'd work. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  4. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Well I'm not showing Ian THAT one - it might give him ideas!!!! :D :D :D
     
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    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    LOL Good one Capt!
     



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  6. Shanna

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    LOL good one!!!
     
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    :setf_016:

    Yeh, it might give my husband ideas too! :eek:
     

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