Do you have any Scarecrows?

I'm doing the degree course with Barry

 

They do have an online degree program for janitorial supervisor at NASA, you know .

 

That would be a good way of getting a foot in the door

This is our old scarecrow, Steve. He ran off with a parking meter

 

This is another one we have

 

I had to move Barry the Scarecrow before the campers turn up. He'd scare most of them

He's now up on the lookout tree house above the wheat field. He's got his own fishing rod

 

What the heck is Barry gonna catch THERE ??!!!

 

Probably a cold !!

 

I reckon Barry hopes to catch some admirers - he has a huge ego y'know, and is always after recognition. Maybe he thinks he's handsome Looks like he may have caught worms to me

 

Barry is a Scarecrow, he likes to fish for Eels.
He doesn't know that where he casts his bait is just a field.
He fishes on the low tide, he fishes on the high,
It's been a week but still there is, no sign of Eely pie.

 

Barry sits, broken hearted
Came to fish, but only farted