A Joke or Two

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  1. Logan

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    DHR there are some real zingers in those funny’s. :rofl: Lot’s of giggles…:smt081
     
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    Why men are not allowed to take messages.

    "Someone from the Gyna Colleges called
    They said the Pabst Beer is normal
    I didn't even know you liked beer."
     
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    Good one Annie.
     
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    I asked my friend to spell "wonton" backwards. He said not now.

    My friend keeps saying, "Cheer up. It could be worse--you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
    I know he means well.
     
  7. Pacnorwest

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    COWBOY LOGIC.

    If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with an active mosquito.

    Always take a good look at what you’re about to eat. It’s not so important to know what it is, but you should know what it was.

    Never miss a chance to shut up. Well-timed silence has more eloquence than speech
     
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    Not everyone got this on the audio message board from which it came.

    I got it straight away, because, of these, in our front room.

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    I got it !!
    Don't you want me baby !!?
    Don't you want me nowwww !!?

    From the 80's.
     
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    I don't get it :headscratch:
     
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    You can't be expected to know every no1 of the eighties.

    219,000,000 hits.




    Top of the Pops recording. Only 4.2M hits.



    I always thought this was as good.

     
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    Wooly Bully" was the band's first and biggest hit song. It became a worldwide success, selling three million copies and reaching No. 2 on the American Hot 100.
    The song was the first American record to sell a million copies during the British Invasion of the Beetles, and was influenced by the British rock sound which was mixed with traditional Mexican-American conjunction rhythms. Even the Beetles made a copy of this song.

     
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    I still don't get it :(
     
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