Eating right is healthy !

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  1. Capt Kirk

    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot.
    My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; Fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc.
    I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy.
     
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    My kind of Diet!!!
     
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    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    Sounds like my kind of diet too!!
     



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    and M&M's are so tiny, so there can't be much wrong with them...
     
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    Capt, you are my hero!!!
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    LOL!

    Hey, chocolate is good for you. I mean, it comes from a bean, after all.
     

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