Kids Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Chitweed, Jul 13, 2007.

  1. Chitweed

    Chitweed In Flower

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    I was with my young neices and nephews last week and these were some of the jokes they told me.


    What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?
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    Stinkerbell.



    Why was the obtuse angle upset?
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    Because he was never right.



    When does it rain money?
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    When there is a change in the weather.


    and my personal favorite...

    What is brown and sticky?
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    a stick

    Ahhh..I love those kids.
     
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  3. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Those are what I miss now that my kids have all grown up!! Wish I could remember some of the jokes they told me when they were little.
     
  4. teddybear

    teddybear In Flower

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    Don't you love how kids can laugh at nothing, but when that try to be funny it's even better!
    Don't forget:
    What's black, white, and red all over?
    a newspaper...ha ha
     
  5. Netty

    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    I just read those jokes to my kids Chitweed! They thought that the first one was hilarious!! They'll be telling that joke to everyone they see this weekend.
     
  6. LindaF

    LindaF New Seed

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    My four year old loves to make up jokes :)

    He's actually gotten really good at remembering jokes and telling them too. His current favorite is:

    How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree? He paints is toenails red.


    Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree? See, it works :)
     

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