A dog will tilt his head and try to understand every word you say. A cat will ignore you and take a nap. When you get home, a dog will be happy and lick your face. A cat will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place. A dog will give you unconditional love until the day he dies. A cat will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born. A dog knows when you're sad, and he'll try to comfort you. A cat doesn't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is. A dog will bring you your slippers. A cat will drop a dead mouse in your slippers. When you take them for a ride, A dog will sit on the seat next to you. A cat has to have her own private basket, or she won't go at all. A dog will come when you call him, and he'll be happy. A cat will have someone take a message and get back to you, maybe. A dog will play fetch with you all day long. The only things a cat will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs - preferably ones that look like they're in pain. A dog will wake you up if the house is on fire. A cat will quietly sneak out the back door.
