Frogs in decline.

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  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Frog Population.

    A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stumped. The frog population, despite efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate.

    A chemist at a nearby college came up with a solution: The frogs, due to a chemical change in the swamp water, simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce successfully.
    The chemist then brewed up a new adhesive to assist the frogs' togetherness, which included one part sodium.

    It seems the little green frogs needed some monosodium glue to mate.
     
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    Chef surly you got it.I am the worse person in the world to have jokes go over their head but this one slaps you in the face.Rofl Eileen
     

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