I am still ROTFLOL after reading this; 1.My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is. 2.The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. 3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. 4. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. 5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, He would have put them further up on our body. Just to funny. I can definitely relate to number 4. How about you.
I think I'll make a cross-stitch sampler of this and hang it over our dusty treadmill and the stationary bicycle that the cat likes to sleep under. Gardening is enough exercise, and you get to eat the results!
Marlingardener that is a great saying. I'm not good at cross-stitching but maybe paint it on an old wooden board and hang it up either in the garden or next to that unused exercise stuff. I gotta right that on down.