A bit rude but funny!!!

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  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed.
    They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far
    and would just walk home.

    On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket
    and a gallon of paint.

    He then stopped by the feedstore and picked up a couple of chickens
    and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a
    problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.

    While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old
    lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to
    get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of
    fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but
    I can't carry this lot."

    The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the
    bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand; put a chicken under each arm
    and carry the goose in your other hand?"

    "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl
    home.

    On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
    We'll be there in no time."

    The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a
    lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when
    we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my
    skirt, and have your way with me?"

    The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, and a
    gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I
    possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

    The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket,
    put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
     
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  3. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Haha what a logical old lady, I like her style :D The mental image of the bucket going over the goose made me smile.
     
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    toni Mistress of Garden Junque Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    I like the way she thinks.
     
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    muddybob In Flower

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    Yes, that is a good one!

    muddy
     



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    zuzu's petals Silly Old Bat Plants Contributor

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    Heheh, :D clever old gal.
     
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    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    Where there is a will there is a way. Good one Eileen
     
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    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    Too funny Eileen!
     
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    pondlady Young Pine

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    Good giggle, Eileen
     
  10. EJ

    EJ Allotmenteer Extraordinaire

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    hehehehe Eileen....I received this from Clint and it made me laugh our loud, so I immediately forwarded it to my Grandad. :)
     
  11. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Snap EJ that's who sent it to me!!! :D Good one innit? :D :D
     
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    Shanna In Flower

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    Too funny.She had it all planned out didn't she?
     

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