This is not a joke--it is true. However, after my husband and I stopped rolling on the floor with laughter (and the cat came out from under the sofa) we thought y'all might enjoy it, too. We bought a shelf for the bathroom. This notice was on the box it arrived in: Careful with sharp objects! ( photo / image / picture from marlingardener's Garden ) My husband spent the afternoon trying to cut the box open with a butter knife . . . .