All clear now???????

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  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
    and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
    and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
    then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
    and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
    and your data?is?corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
    then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
    If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
    says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
    but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
    that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall....
    And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
    so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
    then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
    'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
    When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
    and the macro code instructions?cause?unnecessary risk,
    then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
    then quickly turn off the computer - no use screaming for your mom!!


    Well, that certainly clears things up for me?
    How about you?
    Thank you, Bill Gates, for bringing all this into our lives!!!
     
  2. Droopy

    Droopy Slug Slaughterer Plants Contributor

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    :D I can't think what could be as annoying as a computer that doesn't work properly. Wonder what I complained about before?
     
  3. Netty

    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    Huh? :headscratch:
    :D
     
  4. toni

    toni Mistress of Garden Junque Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    I live with two computer geeks. I don't have to understand any of it, I just tell them they had better figure out what's wrong with it and fix the D*** thing.
    ;)
     

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