Another blond joke

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  1. Polly

    Polly Thumb Gardener

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    PURCHASING CURTAINS:

    A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

    The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.
    He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing.

    Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.

    The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches." "Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what room
    are they for?"

    The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they are for her computer monitor.

    The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need curtains!"

    The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows!"
     
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  3. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Makes sense to me!!!!! ;) ;) :D :D :D
     
  4. Primsong

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    I'll have to get a nice fluffy valance to go with mine too. ;-)
     
  5. NewAttitude

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    Good one :D :D
     



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  6. glendann

    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    Thats another new one I haven't heard.Good one ,I do love them .
    Most of the ones I hear I can't tell anyone else except jubabe.
     
  7. wannabe

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    I hear them but can never remember them to pass them on
     
  8. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Haha very clever :D

    BTW I wonder do we have any blonde members on Stew? Just wondering.
     

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