Another Blonde one !

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    Four blondes at a 4 way stop!
     
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    Oh Geeze Capt, can you imagine? LOL
     
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    Blonde horse back rider!

    The blonde had never ridden a horse before and she decided to try it. She climbs into the saddle and as soon as her butt hits the seat, the horse takes off as fast as it can go. She starts to get scared, so she leans forward and wraps her arms around his neck. Soon she is starting to slide and she finds herself hanging by the horses neck, upside down. She also wraps her legs around the horses neck. She is just inches above the pounding hooves. She thinks, if I can get my feet up against the horses chest I can push myself off to the side and maybe not get stomped to death. She puts her feet on his chest and is just getting ready to try it when, the Wal Mart Manager comes out and turns off the ride!
     
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    :rolleyes: I don't even want to think about it!!!
     
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    Dangerous things those instore kiddie rides!!! :D :D :D
     

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