Another joke ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know. She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,,,,,,,,,,, "Will I be acquitted?" For some reason, wives tend to like this joke........ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hank
