A guy gets home from work and there is a message on his voice mail. The voice says " This is Myra Mains, please call me at, and leaves the phone number." The guy calls the number and it is the Coroners Office and he asks for My Remains! I cracked up when I heard that on the radio!
Don't feel so bad. Silly Carolyn was stumped for a few moments, too.I don't normally say "ramains"...I pronounce the e as an e. I also don't say warsh. I say wash.