Baby Boomer Blues.

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  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    It was fun being a baby boomer ... until now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

    1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

    2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

    3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

    4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

    5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

    6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

    7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver (one of my favorites).

    8. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

    9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

    10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

    11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

    12. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

    13. Abba--- Denture Queen.

    14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

    15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

    16. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

    17. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To.
     
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  3. Polly

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    Scary - I think I can relate to more than one of those.
     
  4. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Haha great find Eileen, I don't relate much to them yet but I definitely understand here they are coming from :D

    My favourite:
    14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall. :smt005
     
  5. glendann

    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    :D I understand it to well :rolleyes: :-D
     
  6. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    Eileen this is so true it hurts. I told Cajun Belle if I knew I was gonna live this long I would took better care of myself.
     

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