Blond Joke

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  1. toni

    toni Mistress of Garden Junque Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

    They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

    She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I

    lost it and need a new one. It's always been there."

    The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to

    draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote
    710.

    He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

    She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there.! " Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710: http://mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg :-D
     
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  3. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    EXcellent you made laugh, Have you heard about the Blond and the Headhones.
     
  4. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    LOVED IT!!!!!! :D :D :D

    Come on Richard do tell!! What about the blonde and the headphones? :D
     
  5. Primsong

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    I loved it! My guess was maybe it was some kind spare tire or something, as it was round... this is excellent!
     



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    funny!!
     
  7. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Hmmm I was wondering what the 710 was as well. Don't I feel foolish now :D
     

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