Blonde Joke

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  1. Capt Kirk

    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    I will probably get in trouble for this one!

    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
    The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked.
    The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'
    The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
    'Here it is,' she said.
    The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
     
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  3. tschnath

    tschnath In Flower

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    LOL! Oh, man! Yep, you'll get in trouble from someone. But...I'm not blonde so I think it's pretty funny!
     
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    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    I think its funny too.I'm not blonde either. :) :)
     
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    Droopy Slug Slaughterer Plants Contributor

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    :D It's funny, despite the hair color.
     



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    Biita Arctic-ally Challenged Forager

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    lol,,that was a good one!
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Well I had red hair - now white so I can laugh as much as I like!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
     
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    :smt081 Now that one is funny
     

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