Bloopers

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    I was reading the review of a local restaurant/farm, and came across this:
    The barn at the back of the property was used by George Washington and the Cottonelle army. It was of course not located in Texas at the time.
    I knew from history books that the army lacked shoes, which made it fortunate that they didn't have to march to Texas to find a barn. At least they had toilet paper.

    Some of the bloopers posted on reviews and discussion sites are priceless!
     
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    There is something about the local restaurant/farm that attracts the language impaired. This from a review posted yesterday:
    ". . . .ordered a monetary melt sandwich." Perhaps the ordinary sandwich is made with $1 bills, and if you want an upgrade, it is made with $5 bills.
    The restaurant does serve a wonderful Monterrey Melt sandwich:confused:.
     

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