Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist >asked him what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote >down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to >have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and >asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his >height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait >in the examining room. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked >Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a >blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told >Bubba to take off all his clothes, put on the gown and wait for the >doctor. >An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba >said, Shingles. The doctor asked, Where? > >Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??"
