This will probably make more sense to those living in the UK but here goes anyway. There has been a bust-up in the biscuit factory!! A bandit called Rocky who was crackers hit a penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue riband, kidnapped a trophy and made his breakaway in a taxi. The police say Rocky was last seen just after eight by a Viscount from Maryland who was hobnobbing a ginger nut called Kit Kat!! Unfortunately they haven't got a crumb of evidence as the jammie dodger got away.
It is over my head, but I am intriqued just the same 'cuz it has Maryland in it... can't wait to see comments coming up.
Not familiar with all those biscuit (cookie) names but our Kroger stores have aisles with imported foods from other countries and I have seen several of those on that aisle and I have heard some of them mentioned in the British Sit-coms shown on our PBS station over the years. I love when someone is smart enough to put together a story like that with names of common items.
