.......It's very clever: (Hospital trying to decide if a new wing should be built ...) The dermatologists advised against any rash moves, and the allergists voted to scratch it. The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the obstetricians said they were laboring under a misconception. The ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body," and the pediatricians said, "Grow up!" The psychiatrists thought it was madness, and the radiologists could see right through it. But the plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water, the anesthesiologists thought it was a gas, and the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. And in the end, the proctologists decided to leave the whole decision to some ass- orted consultants.
