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Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Capt Kirk, Jul 31, 2007.

  1. Capt Kirk

    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

    NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

    SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

    THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.



    THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS...!.
     
  2. marine683

    marine683 Seedling

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    Oh man =) I fell for it
     
  3. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :smt075 Got me too!!!! :D
     
  4. Primsong

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    *groaaaannnnn...* You had me!
     

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