CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by eileen, Dec 21, 2006.

  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

    Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

    Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

    Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

    Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

    Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

    Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
    Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

    Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

    Psychopath --- Tis the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse. But I'm there hiding under the bed, waiting for a chance to bash on your head!!!

    MERRY CHRISTMAS, ONE AND ALL
     
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  3. Netty

    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    :smt044 Good ones Eileen! I almost spit my milk out when I read those!
     
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    ROFL!!! Oh my goodness...
    brings back all my years taking psych classes in college, hoo hoo hoo hoo! :D
     
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    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    <Made sure nothing was in my mouth good thing
     
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    Hubby and I thank you for the laughs. :)
     

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