I found this in an old trunk of Randy's Grandmother. Have you heard the story about the farmer who bought a new car and was surprised by the cost of the "extras"? Later the car dealer bought a cow from the farmer and the farmer quoted him this price list: Basic Cow $100 Two-tone finish $45 Four-barrel stomach $75 Genuine cowhide upholstery $125 Product storage and dispensing $60 Four spigots at $10 each $40 Dual horn $15 Automatic fly swatter $35 Field fertilizing device $45 Total Price $540
After reading that list I think the car dealer got a bargain - probably more so than the farmer got with his new car.
