DEER SEASON! ! !

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  1. Henry Johnson

    Henry Johnson In Flower

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    Howdy, ALL;
    I don't hunt anymore for several reasons (non of which are political or 'knee-jerk' reactionary) but this joke was sent to me by one of my email correspondents and I thought it too funny not to share...
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    I scouted the area all summer. . .
    I searched out the best location for my tree-stand . . ...
    I set it all up a month ahead of time . . .
    I trailed the herd . . .
    I picked out a trophy buck .. ..
    Two days before opening day I rechecked every aspect of the hunt . ..
    Everything was in place . . ..
    Sunday morning, I woke up at 2 am . .. .
    I put on my camo, loaded my pack, set out for my stand . . .
    This was destined to be an epic hunt . . ..
    As I approached my deer stand....







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    Deer stand occupied.. ( photo / image / picture from Henry Johnson's Garden )



    I changed my mind, decided to go to church instead.
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    Love to all, Hank...
     
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  3. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :D :D No Ideer why that bear was up there but I bet he enjoyed the view!!!
     
  4. marlingardener

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    So Hank, how much do you think the deer had to pay that bear to sit in the stand?
     
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    Tooty2shoes Hardy Maple

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    :D :D :D That is a good one.
     
  6. carolyn

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    Sunday is my day of rest...it looks like it is the bears day off rest, too.
    Thanks for the chuckle, Hank.
     

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